Wednesday, May 23, 2012
I dash about in the upper parts of the house, tear down the stairs so my tail doesn't catch fire, gallop through the living and dining rooms, over and under furniture, and finally skid my way through the kitchen, nails out scratching for traction. Then I do it in reverse. I do it enough times Mica Minnie Moo joins me, and Carl looks perplexed. The mom starts laughing at me, "Oui, what are you doing, silly girl!"
I am too fast for the mom's phone camera (well, most living things are too fast for her phone). The noise is tremendous, I'm sure the neighbors can hear. One of them is probably on the phone with the police as I speak. There's nothing like a rousing game of THoE! I love it. The mom is laughing cause I am "twinkletoeing". As fast as I run, my stride stays the same length but my legs move really fast so I am flashing toes.
But, wait for it! Wait a minute! Its coming .... do you know what it is? There it is! Its not a game of THoE. Its a POOPY RUN!! Yup, you can smell it now, can't you? Ewww, sometimes things just aren't what they seem. It just feels so good to be alive with everything working properly. Ahahaha! The mom isn't laughing now.
Whoa! What was that flash? Now there's the thunder. I wonder what happened Out There? Is it stinky too?
Posted by Oui Oui at 10:29 PM